Turtle Club Social Log | tomhseidel | Friends Activity https://social.turtleclub.us/members/tomhseidel/activity/friends/ Activity feed for tomhseidel's friends. Mon, 03 Nov 2025 16:35:00 +0000 https://buddypress.org/?v= en-US 30 hourly 2 a37c22521bb34ea0f6676c152c70b876 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/597/#acomment-601 Sun, 02 Nov 2025 15:52:35 +0000 Well done!

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update I slip into a fantasy just for the night. I’ll knock on your door with a bulging sack, but instead of unloading, I demand more. The more houses I hit, the heavier my load gets. What am […] ]]> 34c81fd0bca1c2b12a5569744d1caa7c Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/565/#acomment-599 Sun, 02 Nov 2025 15:12:53 +0000 I know… no filter! I really relate to those insurance commercials… don’t be your Dad!

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update Happy Halloween! Who is out collecting beers from neighbors? 🙂 Here is the riddle for tomorrow… I slip into a fantasy just for the night. I’ll knock on your door with a bulging sa […] ]]> d7368adf9e81c02228e72e8cc05eab74 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/477/#acomment-598 Sun, 02 Nov 2025 15:11:47 +0000 Hard to go wrong, right! 🙂

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update I get all hot and steamy inside a box. You wait to hear me explode, again and again. When I’m done, you can’t wait to get your hands on my fluffy white stuff. What am I? ]]> 5deaf16bf8996a748916a3f5b60496ac Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/565/#acomment-591 Fri, 31 Oct 2025 21:22:57 +0000 LOL…So…GG… what are you wearing?
Asking for a friend:)

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update Happy Halloween! Who is out collecting beers from neighbors? 🙂 Here is the riddle for tomorrow… I slip into a fantasy just for the night. I’ll knock on your door with a bulging sa […] ]]> 2b3a01df53b922966596d64842f238a2 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/565/#acomment-590 Fri, 31 Oct 2025 21:22:22 +0000 Yep, probably more well-behaved than we were!

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update Happy Halloween! Who is out collecting beers from neighbors? 🙂 Here is the riddle for tomorrow… I slip into a fantasy just for the night. I’ll knock on your door with a bulging sa […] ]]> 8a35977fabf3b28ad6fca6e2a202c939 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/565/#acomment-589 Fri, 31 Oct 2025 21:21:55 +0000 Nothing comes to mind. I expect my neighbor to sell in a year or so. They are just starting to look at retirement homes. Nice area! Friendly to Turtles;)

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update Happy Halloween! Who is out collecting beers from neighbors? 🙂 Here is the riddle for tomorrow… I slip into a fantasy just for the night. I’ll knock on your door with a bulging sa […] ]]> e95dc6cd9ab4c5e2e7dfcf0343f8b096 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/571/#acomment-587 Fri, 31 Oct 2025 21:20:22 +0000 Smell my feet!
🙂

In reply to - Barry Mayer posted an update Trick or Treat!!! ]]> 0ade27d55e47cf8988bd526b85c5ed9d Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/549/#acomment-569 Thu, 30 Oct 2025 19:31:04 +0000 The fiber is awesome!

In reply to - Tore L. Tangen posted an update Another hamp letter? As we would say where I’m from, Ă… i hampa æ D di roder me? (WTF are they messing it up for?) ]]> 797af5675be38367344652801540dda4 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/549/#acomment-567 Thu, 30 Oct 2025 17:01:00 +0000 Drugs and money…. they don’t want us to heal ourselves.

In reply to - Tore L. Tangen posted an update Another hamp letter? As we would say where I’m from, Ă… i hampa æ D di roder me? (WTF are they messing it up for?) ]]> 65371444810db2506af7dfaf4d7f6412 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/558/#acomment-566 Thu, 30 Oct 2025 17:00:13 +0000 That is a great riddle! Would it be a Sea Turtle?

In reply to - coughee303 posted an update I’m slow to start and shy to show, Stroke me softly and I’ll rise just so. When the heat is right, I leave a trace in sand, then slip back home at a gentle command. What am I? ]]> 0bfe3221ed983f0e273a458b3fadc2d9 Dave Crabill posted an update: Happy Halloween! Who is out collecting beers from neighbors? […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/565/ Thu, 30 Oct 2025 15:56:49 +0000 Happy Halloween!
Who is out collecting beers from neighbors? 🙂
Here is the riddle for tomorrow…

I slip into a fantasy just for the night. I’ll knock on your door with a bulging sack, but instead of unloading, I demand more. The more houses I hit, the heavier my load gets.

What am I?

]]> 11 f974f244534860caeae326019c21b1ae Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/550/#acomment-556 Tue, 28 Oct 2025 16:03:34 +0000 Yes

In reply to - Pam L posted an update A pumpkin? ]]> a7827ed27ff7f577a6e80f094b28e019 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/551/#acomment-555 Tue, 28 Oct 2025 16:03:27 +0000 pumpkin is correct!

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update You take a strange satisfaction in plunging your hand deep inside my wet, sticky hole. The more you work it in and out, the closer you get to completion. Once my hole is satisfied, […] ]]> f063b904a8cff7d47ec018e68b91af92 Dave Crabill posted an update: I have a long, hard shaft that a witch loves to grab. She […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/530/ Thu, 16 Oct 2025 15:46:03 +0000 I have a long, hard shaft that a witch loves to grab. She mounts me, grips me tight between her legs, and rides me all night long, screaming as she goes.

What am I?

]]> 2 6912878de9dc32620675cc92222fdcc5 Dave Crabill posted an update: Good morning! It is Thursday, October 16th and something odd […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/529/ Thu, 16 Oct 2025 13:19:00 +0000 Good morning! It is Thursday, October 16th and something odd has happened that I must share.
I received three orders last night, within just a few hours. For clarity, there are not orders every day, they come in soradically through the month. What was unusual about these orders was the names. Not that the names were unusual:)
I know, I’m making…Read more

]]> 0 bc24c14562debe76e23970a385c47a04 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/527/#acomment-528 Thu, 16 Oct 2025 13:12:06 +0000 Well done!

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update You love to hold me in your hands on a hot day. I start out limp, but I get very stiff when you turn me on, letting you spray my wetness wherever you please. What am I? A Garden Hose ]]> c4f42c11f64d5ecb46910ab752782c79 Dave Crabill posted an update: You love to hold me in your hands on a hot day. I start out […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/525/ Fri, 10 Oct 2025 20:12:28 +0000 You love to hold me in your hands on a hot day. I start out limp, but I get very stiff when you turn me on, letting you spray my wetness wherever you please.

What am I?

]]> 0 5018bae0329c0408ff6ffffb84a8491c Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/519/#acomment-524 Fri, 10 Oct 2025 20:12:21 +0000 Good job!
I forgot to post in here:)

In reply to - Barry Mayer posted an update New riddle answer……….garden hose ]]> 307d15bdc7998c4674bdc00167f9b924 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/511/#acomment-517 Fri, 03 Oct 2025 20:58:29 +0000 Very good!

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update You spread my legs and get your hands deep inside me. You fill my hole with your meat, and then you tie me up before you eat me. What am I? A turkey ]]> 52b52d943a1918d01371f0d4cc062e46 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/504/#acomment-516 Fri, 03 Oct 2025 20:58:05 +0000 Yeppers! I traveled to Thailand this afternoon!

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update You spread my legs and get your hands deep inside me. You fill my hole with your meat, and then you tie me up before you eat me. What am I? ]]> 28178049c240a3b7527f9ec4b5ea420f Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/504/#acomment-515 Fri, 03 Oct 2025 20:57:36 +0000 Exactly! Early for Thanksgiving:)

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update You spread my legs and get your hands deep inside me. You fill my hole with your meat, and then you tie me up before you eat me. What am I? ]]> aa43176070d861550e0441f20e1aaf20 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/494/#acomment-505 Fri, 03 Oct 2025 15:57:52 +0000 Hey Boobie!
I’ll do a better job of sending our Turtles here to organize gatherings. We like-minded people have to stick together!

In reply to - Boobie posted an update Is there anybody in the alabama area or close to it who wanna hang out ]]> 926d905c0bb18bafd13c2d4937cd58dc Dave Crabill posted an update: You spread my legs and get your hands deep inside me. You […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/504/ Fri, 03 Oct 2025 15:56:01 +0000 You spread my legs and get your hands deep inside me. You fill my hole with your meat, and then you tie me up before you eat me.

What am I?

]]> 4 d45324f547ec4a24fe8640b816f0d4e0 Dave Crabill and Jamelle Prescott are now friends https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/503/ Thu, 02 Oct 2025 01:24:31 +0000 0 7ba90d8516ace1ca6a25854275c1a17b Dave Crabill posted an update: Huge ask from my fellow Turtles. Please help me stop […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/485/ Fri, 26 Sep 2025 13:44:01 +0000 Huge ask from my fellow Turtles.
Please help me stop Congress from killing Industrial Hemp. Our farmers will grow this for food, fiber, and more in a fairly regulated manner. Big money is trying to kill this industry before it can mature. We have been begging for fair regulation since 2019. There is a safe and reasonable path.
I could go on and…Read more

]]> 0 7a25eeb168c3c33908fda1e625f381ac Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/477/#acomment-482 Fri, 26 Sep 2025 12:58:41 +0000 Very good!
so… butter, cheese or spices on your popcorn? Asking for a friend:)

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update I get all hot and steamy inside a box. You wait to hear me explode, again and again. When I’m done, you can’t wait to get your hands on my fluffy white stuff. What am I? ]]> 7273a4545df986023295152a0973e2e1 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/468/#acomment-480 Fri, 26 Sep 2025 12:36:15 +0000 Butter it and stick it in your mouth:)

In reply to - Tore L. Tangen posted an update I get pounded and beaten for all to enjoy a good rise. What am I? Nice… From quadropedic pegleg Deb to the rest your head sleep on in her embrace, the pillow ]]> 9d7b856bf2aec3c5d854bd56a62c7570 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/469/#acomment-479 Fri, 26 Sep 2025 12:35:48 +0000 Very good!

In reply to - pcdavison posted an update I get pounded and beaten for all to enjoy a good rise. What am I? Bread dough ]]> e45378db5dde09342ea02c132acc6356 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/472/#acomment-478 Fri, 26 Sep 2025 12:35:14 +0000 Well done!

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update I get pounded and beaten for all to enjoy a good rise. What am I? Bread ]]> 907eaee5fbc0bd9b6e1e4f79ef24f40d Dave Crabill posted an update: I get all hot and steamy inside a box. You wait to hear me […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/477/ Fri, 26 Sep 2025 12:34:52 +0000 I get all hot and steamy inside a box. You wait to hear me explode, again and again. When I’m done, you can’t wait to get your hands on my fluffy white stuff.

What am I?

]]> 7 6edb75732300702d30e6a0ee6ba84b23 Dave Crabill posted an update: I get pounded and beaten for all to enjoy a good rise. What am I? https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/473/ Fri, 19 Sep 2025 19:01:44 +0000 I get pounded and beaten for all to enjoy a good rise.

What am I?

]]> 0 9614604748f25a4023dddfd45317539f Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/437/#acomment-465 Mon, 15 Sep 2025 13:24:09 +0000 Good to know!

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update I have a headboard, but no head. You can get on top of me by yourself or with a partner. What am I? ]]> 8dae855ce7b965595a1a738b062662ce Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/434/#acomment-463 Mon, 15 Sep 2025 12:37:45 +0000 All in the timing:)

In reply to - pcdavison posted an update You slide me into a dark, warm slot, often with a partner first thing in the morning. You push me down, and I get hotter and hotter inside. My face turns a lovely brown, and when I […] ]]> 19320da48dfdc1bdde0716cf0a5374fa Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/437/#acomment-462 Mon, 15 Sep 2025 12:36:44 +0000 Is that your Grandmother?

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update I have a headboard, but no head. You can get on top of me by yourself or with a partner. What am I? ]]> ccaded4a1e9b58a2e4feed723df070ab Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/437/#acomment-461 Mon, 15 Sep 2025 12:36:22 +0000 That makes the most sense, especially for us heavy Americans!

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update I have a headboard, but no head. You can get on top of me by yourself or with a partner. What am I? ]]> 916f9d39d1d34b098cc3f229eb3eebb0 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/437/#acomment-457 Sun, 14 Sep 2025 14:02:58 +0000 Oh man… making me work:)
Thank God for AI, right?

Answer to the riddle: a **bed**.

Your reply is a layered word-joke that points to “bed” in a few clever ways:

* **“Deb” = “bed”** with the first two letters swapped (an anagram hint).
* **“Agnes … in Norway”** → In Norwegian, *the bed* is **senga** (from *seng* = bed). **“Agnes”** is **“s…Read more

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update I have a headboard, but no head. You can get on top of me by yourself or with a partner. What am I? ]]> 9dbe4da59b866a0f328c22aa3da3112f Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/437/#acomment-456 Sun, 14 Sep 2025 13:59:28 +0000 Well played!

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update I have a headboard, but no head. You can get on top of me by yourself or with a partner. What am I? ]]> 5f4166b58b0a6e9f0c83566c9825ce81 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/453/#acomment-455 Sun, 14 Sep 2025 13:59:15 +0000 Well played!

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update I have a headboard, but no head. You can get on top of me by yourself or with a partner. What am I? A bed ]]> 99abe5e69bdbe265685ef9d173a83a20 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/407/#acomment-447 Fri, 12 Sep 2025 12:47:36 +0000 You got it!

In reply to - coughee303 and Dave Crabill are now friends ]]> a7eeb61eb5cb08cf830cf394e5160cb1 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/417/#acomment-446 Fri, 12 Sep 2025 12:47:05 +0000 So cool! Thanks for sharing!!

In reply to - Pam L posted an update Here’s my new favorite turtle shirt I just got in the mail. I won a turtle derby! 🐢 ybysaia ]]> 7e1d30cd86c6c9a5c25592dd6b977f38 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/421/#acomment-445 Fri, 12 Sep 2025 12:46:36 +0000 Very good!

In reply to - beth1959 posted an update New riddle answer … toast! ]]> 34c3ceb1f2093cb931864c0338051b7f Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/422/#acomment-444 Fri, 12 Sep 2025 12:46:27 +0000 Yes it is!

In reply to - Donald Bell posted an update The answer is toast ]]> 9ae44d9f0b5cac0b1d323f7f0a446b26 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/423/#acomment-443 Fri, 12 Sep 2025 12:46:19 +0000 Very good!

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update You slide me into a dark, warm slot, often with a partner first thing in the morning. You push me down, and I get hotter and hotter inside. My face turns a lovely brown, and when I […] ]]> fa367d5e559b8baa891928e980c32213 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/426/#acomment-442 Fri, 12 Sep 2025 12:46:07 +0000 Well done!

In reply to - Marsha M Head posted an update sorry I have not been very active…had some health issues and I am still in recovery mode….very little energy and still in pain but still smilling..you cannot keep a good turtle down […] ]]> 01fa77e300ba764860a405b3bd23b8f5 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/428/#acomment-441 Fri, 12 Sep 2025 12:45:30 +0000 Thanks Marsha!!

In reply to - Marsha M Head posted an update Hello…You slide me into a dark, warm slot, often with a partner first thing in the morning. You push me down, and I get hotter and hotter inside. My face turns a lovely brown, and […] ]]> 6e02ccaba13923157e50ed6c099b3b3c Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/431/#acomment-440 Fri, 12 Sep 2025 12:45:13 +0000 You got it!

In reply to - Barry Mayer posted an update My riddle answer is…….gum ]]> 74fcd988363f86fe1c3be0d0dcc544a5 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/434/#acomment-439 Fri, 12 Sep 2025 12:45:05 +0000 Thank you! I have trouble even engaging in our own social media:)

In reply to - pcdavison posted an update You slide me into a dark, warm slot, often with a partner first thing in the morning. You push me down, and I get hotter and hotter inside. My face turns a lovely brown, and when I […] ]]> 153041d47033abcfbc7f8090eb564bee Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/435/#acomment-438 Fri, 12 Sep 2025 12:44:35 +0000 Good work! I was slacking here last week:)

In reply to - pcdavison posted an update I go in hard, but come out soft and sticky. What am I? Gum ]]> 375617e65150a934fb4847a8c6fd6012 Dave Crabill posted an update: I have a headboard, but no head. You can get on top of me by […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/437/ Fri, 12 Sep 2025 12:44:09 +0000 I have a headboard, but no head. You can get on top of me by yourself or with a partner.

What am I?

]]> 10 310f3a02ed5e9f30d2244f057595a25c Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/405/#acomment-409 Mon, 18 Aug 2025 12:55:19 +0000 Turtle AB guessed the same this am…. Here is my hint: Think of an ever increasing mound that builds up to the point of bursting forth. The hot flow from the top reaches down the sides.

In reply to - coughee303 posted an update My answer to the following riddle: As the tension builds, I begin to tremble. Women shriek as I release my load. What am I? Why… this sounds like a roller-coaster. ]]>