Turtle Club Social Log | suziefuente | Activity https://social.turtleclub.us/members/suziefuente/activity/ Activity feed for suziefuente. Tue, 26 May 2026 12:41:30 +0000 https://buddypress.org/?v= en-US 30 hourly 2 721c211ddd883ff9998c6a8849859010 suziefuente posted an update: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/934/ Sat, 23 May 2026 20:23:12 +0000 You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
What am I?

A tent

]]> 0 6ee83df9813b46b4935387cefb202850 suziefuente posted an update: What do you grip firmly, pump up and down, and try not to […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/923/ Sun, 17 May 2026 02:36:16 +0000 What do you grip firmly, pump up and down, and try not to splatter everywhere?

A toilet plunger

]]> 0 82291e9e73a88b34ea72eaa452ab4227 suziefuente posted an update: What starts with a "P" and ends with "orn" and is huge in […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/912/ Fri, 01 May 2026 21:03:52 +0000 What starts with a “P” and ends with “orn” and is huge in the movie industry?

Popcorn

]]> 0 d95fa9170a344729fe0b5ecd1d87edc3 suziefuente posted an update: I go in long, dry, and hard. But after spending some time in […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/900/ Tue, 21 Apr 2026 19:58:00 +0000 I go in long, dry, and hard. But after spending some time in a hot, wet place, I come out soft and floppy. What am I?

A sponge

]]> 1 1b86d1dbb7d721faff61d12089d1abd2 suziefuente posted an update: You stroke my soft fuzz before you take me with your mouth […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/889/ Fri, 10 Apr 2026 22:41:55 +0000 You stroke my soft fuzz before you take me with your mouth and let the juices flow down your chin. What am I?

A Peach

]]> 1 ac8957913af1155376d2e3036a278e3d suziefuente posted an update: Talk https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/861/ Thu, 02 Apr 2026 17:27:10 +0000 Talk

]]> 0 8d253f1e1c5e4520bb639a47b36417b2 suziefuente posted an update: I'm hot and steamy. You strip me down before you enjoy me. […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/849/ Mon, 23 Mar 2026 16:46:25 +0000 I’m hot and steamy. You strip me down before you enjoy me. You wrap your hands around me and take me with your mouth. What am I?
An ear of corn

]]> 0 a51f958df8a6da37c9a4460b8b6717a8 suziefuente posted an update: If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your b […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/829/ Fri, 13 Mar 2026 19:28:44 +0000 If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

The news paper

]]> 1 33fa7fff0e2bfe6b24a5ac411925ae8f suziefuente posted an update: You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can't […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/814/ Sat, 28 Feb 2026 04:00:35 +0000 You play with me at night before going to sleep.
You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me.

What am I? My cell phone

]]> 1 8ac964bd3eb7a6ce19da11846002f44d suziefuente posted an update: Sometimes a finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/808/ Fri, 20 Feb 2026 19:08:12 +0000 Sometimes a finger goes inside me.
You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

A wedding ring

]]> 0 5c30db9388d6329b5410241f55322747 suziefuente posted an update: I go in hard and dry, come out soft and wet, and give you a […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/799/ Mon, 16 Feb 2026 04:39:13 +0000 I go in hard and dry, come out soft and wet, and give you a warm satisfying feeling?
What am I?

Chewing Gum

]]> 1 8cfd72432f08a63c0971fb1a0c93969f suziefuente posted an update: I stand tall and erect, throbbing with anticipation. The […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/783/ Mon, 09 Feb 2026 17:35:22 +0000 I stand tall and erect, throbbing with anticipation. The moment comes as white hot energy bursts forth sending me to the heavens.

A rocket

]]> 1 4804b3e3b5073d2ea790706ecb60a555 suziefuente posted an update: What's long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/752/ Fri, 30 Jan 2026 19:55:00 +0000 What’s long and hard and has cum in it?

A cucumber

]]> 1 33c027dbf0de054dde7f164aed691fc4 suziefuente posted an update: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/733/ Sat, 24 Jan 2026 07:20:18 +0000 You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
What am I?

A tent

]]> 1 b70805c64824a492331b4095c7fc0f7a suziefuente posted an update: I'm long and hard and full of seamen. What am I? A submarine https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/719/ Sat, 17 Jan 2026 19:55:15 +0000 I’m long and hard and full of seamen. What am I?

A submarine

]]> 0 6e065b0f887e8ed5a4ec678209211e08 suziefuente posted an update: What's six inches long, has a head on it, and women love to […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/702/ Fri, 09 Jan 2026 17:43:06 +0000 What’s six inches long, has a head on it, and women love to blow it?

Bubble Soap Wand

]]> 2 330a61d02168f506ed9ca551d9ca8554 suziefuente posted an update: Name a word that starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”? Firetruck https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/691/ Fri, 26 Dec 2025 17:53:35 +0000 Name a word that starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”?

Firetruck

]]> 1 5fc3afe1eea2dfdd20a0bb02f61dfad2 suziefuente posted an update: I get licked, sucked, and my curve makes me easy to handle. […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/680/ Sun, 21 Dec 2025 06:15:22 +0000 I get licked, sucked, and my curve makes me easy to handle. I’m hard and sticky, and everyone wants a piece of me during the holidays. What am I?

A Candy Cane

]]> 0 4930e806d5cde3bd407e881c3a013523 suziefuente posted an update: I stand stiff and straight with my mouth wide open, just […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/669/ Sat, 13 Dec 2025 22:50:03 +0000 I stand stiff and straight with my mouth wide open, just waiting for your nuts. I wrap my jaws around them, squeeze them until they crack. What am I?

A Nutcracker

]]> 1 58dcffe78c565aeb8dd04f6bc3562e72 suziefuente posted an update: I get yanked from a tight, dark place, then inserted, swiped, […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/641/ Fri, 28 Nov 2025 17:21:52 +0000 I get yanked from a tight, dark place, then inserted, swiped, or tapped to satisfy your deepest cravings. When the deed is done, I’m shoved back into the darkness.
Warning: If you use me too hard today, you’ll be paying for the pleasure for months.
What am I?

A credit Card

]]> 1 33297472b73f3574e369c1841f93fedb suziefuente posted an update: What’s most useful when it’s long and hard? A pencil. https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/610/ Wed, 12 Nov 2025 19:44:39 +0000 What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?

A pencil.

]]> 1 2a48c33064912c9d3769d393bd50054a suziefuente posted an update: I slip into a fantasy just for the night. I'll knock on your […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/597/ Sat, 01 Nov 2025 05:29:22 +0000 I slip into a fantasy just for the night. I’ll knock on your door with a bulging sack, but instead of unloading, I demand more. The more houses I hit, the heavier my load gets.
What am I?

A Trick or Treater

]]> 1 af5091d946f1b2f130037d2116a42ff7 suziefuente posted an update: You take a strange satisfaction in plunging your hand deep […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/551/ Fri, 24 Oct 2025 22:56:24 +0000 You take a strange satisfaction in plunging your hand deep inside my wet, sticky hole. The more you work it in and out, the closer you get to completion. Once my hole is satisfied, you’re left with a gooey mess all over your hands.
What am I?
Bread Dough

]]> 2 907b6dcb26dadfbea814b2c12ecb0a23 suziefuente posted an update: I have a long, hard shaft that a witch loves to grab. She […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/533/ Fri, 17 Oct 2025 18:42:06 +0000 I have a long, hard shaft that a witch loves to grab. She mounts me, grips me tight between her legs, and rides me all night long, screaming as she goes.
What am I?
A Broom

]]> 0 bc44f55d7cbcd0572e7a54706cf68c55 suziefuente posted an update: You love to hold me in your hands on a hot day. I start out […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/527/ Sat, 11 Oct 2025 05:58:30 +0000 You love to hold me in your hands on a hot day. I start out limp, but I get very stiff when you turn me on, letting you spray my wetness wherever you please.
What am I?
A Garden Hose

]]> 1 53821fee76b8db64dac0b6e752b8b267 suziefuente posted an update: You spread my legs and get your hands deep inside me. You […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/511/ Fri, 03 Oct 2025 16:47:35 +0000 You spread my legs and get your hands deep inside me. You fill my hole with your meat, and then you tie me up before you eat me.
What am I?

A turkey

]]> 1 00b2cb290acdad38049336c4125016ea suziefuente posted an update: I get all hot and steamy inside a box. You wait to hear me […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/489/ Fri, 26 Sep 2025 19:26:40 +0000 I get all hot and steamy inside a box. You wait to hear me explode, again and again. When I’m done, you can’t wait to get your hands on my fluffy white stuff.
What am I?
Popcorn

]]> 0 470f1a002583bf38748201a9856ee591 suziefuente posted an update: I get pounded and beaten for all to enjoy a good rise. What […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/472/ Fri, 19 Sep 2025 18:31:57 +0000 I get pounded and beaten for all to enjoy a good rise.
What am I?

Bread

]]> 1 ca9702548a6f3983a5b2faadc430eb87 suziefuente posted an update: I have a headboard, but no head. You can get on top of me by […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/453/ Sat, 13 Sep 2025 16:06:28 +0000 I have a headboard, but no head. You can get on top of me by yourself or with a partner.
What am I?

A bed

]]> 1 a73db1e6e6d4aa3af6bd938d41f98e7e suziefuente posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/435/#acomment-436 Tue, 09 Sep 2025 02:51:00 +0000 Chewing Gum

In reply to - pcdavison posted an update I go in hard, but come out soft and sticky. What am I? Gum ]]> d110fa9de761709c7861ee95f60fccd7 suziefuente posted an update: You slide me into a dark, warm slot, often with a partner […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/423/ Sat, 30 Aug 2025 12:49:00 +0000 You slide me into a dark, warm slot, often with a partner first thing in the morning. You push me down, and I get hotter and hotter inside. My face turns a lovely brown, and when I can’t take the heat anymore, I pop right up.
I’m best when you spread something creamy on me right away.
What am I?

Toast

]]> 1 3b3311afd2076ae087ef52017986cd8b suziefuente posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/407/#acomment-415 Sun, 24 Aug 2025 17:05:23 +0000 What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A seat belt

In reply to - coughee303 and Dave Crabill are now friends ]]> 94acdcdcd670f498bde8899696290c3a suziefuente changed their profile picture https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/394/ Fri, 01 Aug 2025 22:50:45 +0000 0 a76662f8baa71bea8ad8a2f3ec27fb2a suziefuente posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/387/#acomment-391 Fri, 01 Aug 2025 22:46:54 +0000 A Candle

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update This week’s riddle was submitted by Honorable Turtle Lucretia! I’m long when I’m young, I shrink when I’m old. I start stiff, But I’m useless when cold. You grip me tight a […] ]]> db21b21db838fa47f05cb38fd187f27b suziefuente posted an update: A candle https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/390/ Fri, 01 Aug 2025 22:40:53 +0000 A candle

]]> 0 6f931eefd8dd04a002c69bf551965ad6 suziefuente posted an update: A toothbrush https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/375/ Fri, 25 Jul 2025 23:59:40 +0000 A toothbrush

]]> 0 5671f8473398d301dd5de776e5cda0af suziefuente posted an update: A microphone https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/369/ Sun, 20 Jul 2025 18:52:26 +0000 A microphone

]]> 0 020fe100db4a35c78f092c63300ad1ee suziefuente posted an update: Burbon or Whisky https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/311/ Fri, 13 Jun 2025 17:53:33 +0000 Burbon or Whisky

]]> 0 782769c16adb2de2697d0ab7c12dca7c suziefuente posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/282/#acomment-300 Fri, 30 May 2025 23:58:01 +0000 Ketchup & relish

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update Hot Dog ]]> 90312793e683f57db7e4541514af4753 suziefuente posted an update: Hot Dog https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/282/ Fri, 16 May 2025 22:23:18 +0000 Hot Dog

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