Turtle Club Social Log | suziefuente | Activity https://social.turtleclub.us/members/suziefuente/activity/ Activity feed for suziefuente. Wed, 12 Nov 2025 22:34:54 +0000 https://buddypress.org/?v= en-US 30 hourly 2 33297472b73f3574e369c1841f93fedb suziefuente posted an update: What’s most useful when it’s long and hard? A pencil. https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/610/ Wed, 12 Nov 2025 19:44:39 +0000 What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?

A pencil.

]]> 0 2a48c33064912c9d3769d393bd50054a suziefuente posted an update: I slip into a fantasy just for the night. I'll knock on your […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/597/ Sat, 01 Nov 2025 05:29:22 +0000 I slip into a fantasy just for the night. I’ll knock on your door with a bulging sack, but instead of unloading, I demand more. The more houses I hit, the heavier my load gets.
What am I?

A Trick or Treater

]]> 1 af5091d946f1b2f130037d2116a42ff7 suziefuente posted an update: You take a strange satisfaction in plunging your hand deep […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/551/ Fri, 24 Oct 2025 22:56:24 +0000 You take a strange satisfaction in plunging your hand deep inside my wet, sticky hole. The more you work it in and out, the closer you get to completion. Once my hole is satisfied, you’re left with a gooey mess all over your hands.
What am I?
Bread Dough

]]> 2 907b6dcb26dadfbea814b2c12ecb0a23 suziefuente posted an update: I have a long, hard shaft that a witch loves to grab. She […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/533/ Fri, 17 Oct 2025 18:42:06 +0000 I have a long, hard shaft that a witch loves to grab. She mounts me, grips me tight between her legs, and rides me all night long, screaming as she goes.
What am I?
A Broom

]]> 0 bc44f55d7cbcd0572e7a54706cf68c55 suziefuente posted an update: You love to hold me in your hands on a hot day. I start out […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/527/ Sat, 11 Oct 2025 05:58:30 +0000 You love to hold me in your hands on a hot day. I start out limp, but I get very stiff when you turn me on, letting you spray my wetness wherever you please.
What am I?
A Garden Hose

]]> 1 53821fee76b8db64dac0b6e752b8b267 suziefuente posted an update: You spread my legs and get your hands deep inside me. You […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/511/ Fri, 03 Oct 2025 16:47:35 +0000 You spread my legs and get your hands deep inside me. You fill my hole with your meat, and then you tie me up before you eat me.
What am I?

A turkey

]]> 1 00b2cb290acdad38049336c4125016ea suziefuente posted an update: I get all hot and steamy inside a box. You wait to hear me […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/489/ Fri, 26 Sep 2025 19:26:40 +0000 I get all hot and steamy inside a box. You wait to hear me explode, again and again. When I’m done, you can’t wait to get your hands on my fluffy white stuff.
What am I?
Popcorn

]]> 0 470f1a002583bf38748201a9856ee591 suziefuente posted an update: I get pounded and beaten for all to enjoy a good rise. What […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/472/ Fri, 19 Sep 2025 18:31:57 +0000 I get pounded and beaten for all to enjoy a good rise.
What am I?

Bread

]]> 1 ca9702548a6f3983a5b2faadc430eb87 suziefuente posted an update: I have a headboard, but no head. You can get on top of me by […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/453/ Sat, 13 Sep 2025 16:06:28 +0000 I have a headboard, but no head. You can get on top of me by yourself or with a partner.
What am I?

A bed

]]> 1 a73db1e6e6d4aa3af6bd938d41f98e7e suziefuente posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/435/#acomment-436 Tue, 09 Sep 2025 02:51:00 +0000 Chewing Gum

In reply to - pcdavison posted an update I go in hard, but come out soft and sticky. What am I? Gum ]]> d110fa9de761709c7861ee95f60fccd7 suziefuente posted an update: You slide me into a dark, warm slot, often with a partner […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/423/ Sat, 30 Aug 2025 12:49:00 +0000 You slide me into a dark, warm slot, often with a partner first thing in the morning. You push me down, and I get hotter and hotter inside. My face turns a lovely brown, and when I can’t take the heat anymore, I pop right up.
I’m best when you spread something creamy on me right away.
What am I?

Toast

]]> 1 3b3311afd2076ae087ef52017986cd8b suziefuente posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/407/#acomment-415 Sun, 24 Aug 2025 17:05:23 +0000 What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A seat belt

In reply to - coughee303 and Dave Crabill are now friends ]]> 94acdcdcd670f498bde8899696290c3a suziefuente changed their profile picture https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/394/ Fri, 01 Aug 2025 22:50:45 +0000 0 a76662f8baa71bea8ad8a2f3ec27fb2a suziefuente posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/387/#acomment-391 Fri, 01 Aug 2025 22:46:54 +0000 A Candle

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update This week’s riddle was submitted by Honorable Turtle Lucretia! I’m long when I’m young, I shrink when I’m old. I start stiff, But I’m useless when cold. You grip me tight a […] ]]> db21b21db838fa47f05cb38fd187f27b suziefuente posted an update: A candle https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/390/ Fri, 01 Aug 2025 22:40:53 +0000 A candle

]]> 0 6f931eefd8dd04a002c69bf551965ad6 suziefuente posted an update: A toothbrush https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/375/ Fri, 25 Jul 2025 23:59:40 +0000 A toothbrush

]]> 0 5671f8473398d301dd5de776e5cda0af suziefuente posted an update: A microphone https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/369/ Sun, 20 Jul 2025 18:52:26 +0000 A microphone

]]> 0 020fe100db4a35c78f092c63300ad1ee suziefuente posted an update: Burbon or Whisky https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/311/ Fri, 13 Jun 2025 17:53:33 +0000 Burbon or Whisky

]]> 0 782769c16adb2de2697d0ab7c12dca7c suziefuente posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/282/#acomment-300 Fri, 30 May 2025 23:58:01 +0000 Ketchup & relish

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update Hot Dog ]]> 90312793e683f57db7e4541514af4753 suziefuente posted an update: Hot Dog https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/282/ Fri, 16 May 2025 22:23:18 +0000 Hot Dog

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