Turtle Club Social Log | Chris Lace | Friends Activity https://social.turtleclub.us/members/clace318/activity/friends/ Activity feed for Chris Lace's friends. Wed, 15 Apr 2026 18:59:34 +0000 https://buddypress.org/?v= en-US 30 hourly 2 e333c38204cd7669e625021a19dd468a Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/869/#acomment-881 Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:06:59 +0000 hmm
What did Rodney Dangerfield do really well?

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update Good Friday Riddle: I start firm and smooth, then grow smarter as I get soft, wrinkly… and sometimes I just shut off mid-action. What am I? Easter Riddle: “I can be cracked, […] ]]> 0f603ad0f056a624d27a66b7d246b030 Dave Crabill posted an update: Bloop! Bloop! Happy Thursday! https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/880/ Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:06:02 +0000 Bloop! Bloop!
Happy Thursday!

]]> 0 2e6f0f77be1a4fd8e0ba51739f543d69 Dave Crabill posted an update: Happy Easter to all Turtles! https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/870/ Sun, 05 Apr 2026 16:49:31 +0000 Happy Easter to all Turtles!

]]> 2 df311fe405094c4926f58016858bea67 Dave Crabill posted an update: Good Friday Riddle: I start firm and smooth, then grow […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/869/ Sun, 05 Apr 2026 16:49:14 +0000 Good Friday Riddle:
I start firm and smooth, then grow smarter as I get soft, wrinkly… and sometimes I just shut off mid-action.

What am I?

Easter Riddle:
“I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?”

]]> 3 725f9cbfdf39cebd865abf84326200cc Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/829/#acomment-846 Mon, 23 Mar 2026 15:36:57 +0000 Correct!
Thanks for playing!

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I? The news paper ]]> 61535eaa68c5a0754aa436c1f94294c6 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/830/#acomment-845 Mon, 23 Mar 2026 15:36:54 +0000 Correct!
Thanks for playing!

In reply to - rael714 posted an update newspaper ]]> 5c1cc96c3592c7761649b3728e3cee0a Dave Crabill posted an update: Hey... Dave's not here! :) Sorry I'm so darn late, but […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/844/ Mon, 23 Mar 2026 15:36:26 +0000 Hey… Dave’s not here! 🙂
Sorry I’m so darn late, but here is the riddle of the week. You should read our email newsletter to get the clue.

I’m hot and steamy. You strip me down before you enjoy me. You wrap your hands around me and take me with your mouth.

What am I?

]]> 3 97b8b440aa28a33c1099065989440fd1 Dave Crabill posted an update: If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your b […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/826/ Fri, 13 Mar 2026 16:38:26 +0000 If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news.
What am I?

]]> 1 a4d61a0b849d955abaa7e804370cd064 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/814/#acomment-815 Sat, 28 Feb 2026 15:21:19 +0000 so true!

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I? My cell phone ]]> c5b9e677745b4b6ad2a2e3a2ca55bf4c Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/811/#acomment-813 Fri, 27 Feb 2026 20:17:48 +0000 Yeppers!

In reply to - georgebuckley3@gmail.com posted an update Cell phone ]]> 500fec75537d054e8f7304037fcdb398 Dave Crabill posted an update: You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can't […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/812/ Fri, 27 Feb 2026 20:17:35 +0000 You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me.

What am I?

]]> 0 4216ec453f51a8cc9d0a1da6f204d051 Dave Crabill posted an update: Thanks to all who attended the Feb Pond Gathering on Fat […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/802/ Thu, 19 Feb 2026 21:04:06 +0000 Thanks to all who attended the Feb Pond Gathering on Fat Tuesday!

February 2026 Turtle Gathering

]]> 0 98fa4ce90e57128904c0254438b0133d Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/799/#acomment-801 Thu, 19 Feb 2026 17:06:45 +0000 Great guess. This one was a bit tricky. Was looking for a tea bag …. yeah, maybe they are not real hard.. kinda:)

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update I go in hard and dry, come out soft and wet, and give you a warm satisfying feeling? What am I? Chewing Gum ]]> fcdffb15dc09b4da3a3c7d679de89bee Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/797/#acomment-798 Fri, 13 Feb 2026 22:38:59 +0000 Fantastic!

In reply to - GG posted an update Sending a virtual love note to all the turtles for Galentines/Valentines or however you celebrate this weekend💘💌 and yes @evadcrab15kh8tc I had tortellini and pizza today! ]]> b2defeed496b26a016d3d0a8304f2141 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/791/#acomment-796 Fri, 13 Feb 2026 19:35:34 +0000 That is a good guess….
But was looking for something different. Something good on a cold day to quench a thirst and wake you up.

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update I think this is a tougher riddle for this week… Give it your best shot! I go in hard and dry, come out soft and wet, and give you a warm satisfying feeling? What am I? ]]> c05aa268340012edd7d8d8c1aa61da16 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/776/#acomment-793 Fri, 13 Feb 2026 15:16:55 +0000 About time to build that Moon Base!!

In reply to - Tore L. Tangen posted an update You’ll find the answer to today’s riddle at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8m9YdxgJ5g ]]> 7b61a6dc820e22f4acb96a38cceebaf6 Dave Crabill posted an update: I think this is a tougher riddle for this week... Give it […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/791/ Thu, 12 Feb 2026 20:03:05 +0000 I think this is a tougher riddle for this week…
Give it your best shot!

I go in hard and dry, come out soft and wet, and give you a warm satisfying feeling?

What am I?

]]> 2 1061051d22ae3337a418823cf3f329a8 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/775/#acomment-790 Thu, 12 Feb 2026 20:02:06 +0000 Exactly!

In reply to - daugd01 posted an update I stand tall and erect, throbbing with anticipation. The moment comes as white hot energy bursts forth sending me to the heavens. A rocket! ]]> 7d265aab7fd4c7c12e85e6ab992b373b Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/776/#acomment-789 Thu, 12 Feb 2026 20:01:57 +0000 Very cool. NASA took a bit to get there but here we go!!

In reply to - Tore L. Tangen posted an update You’ll find the answer to today’s riddle at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8m9YdxgJ5g ]]> 27c421e168843c8bbd206938d6be088e Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/777/#acomment-788 Thu, 12 Feb 2026 20:01:16 +0000 You got it!

In reply to - rael714 posted an update a rocket ]]> 55411657c1b17951cba2ddb6cd76adaa Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/778/#acomment-787 Thu, 12 Feb 2026 20:01:12 +0000 You got it!

In reply to - hdtonyt posted an update A rocket ]]> f8265175978e75f652bf3d2b003c460a Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/781/#acomment-786 Thu, 12 Feb 2026 20:01:00 +0000 Star Ship or Falcon 9?
You bet your sweet ass!

In reply to - bubbabear7 posted an update Space x rocket ]]> 9c4cd405e77eb644a581c8a37ebb2a9d Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/783/#acomment-785 Thu, 12 Feb 2026 20:00:34 +0000 To the moon!!
Well done!

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update I stand tall and erect, throbbing with anticipation. The moment comes as white hot energy bursts forth sending me to the heavens. A rocket ]]> 0fc131a3bb070a670c1197acd7aa1609 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/759/#acomment-772 Sun, 01 Feb 2026 14:40:24 +0000 My other go-to for sliced cucumbers is some balsamic vinegar!

In reply to - coughee303 posted an update What’s long and hard and has cum in it? 🥒 🤭 ]]> deb6035b42991510499b2dbd918ee76a Dave Crabill posted an update in the group IntraGalactic Association of Turtles: Hey Spacy friends! We have come a long way with our Space […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/770/ Sat, 31 Jan 2026 16:59:06 +0000 Hey Spacy friends!
We have come a long way with our Space adventures. Check out this new tool SpaceX deployed to keep track of the many items in the vastness of space!
https://starlink.com/updates/stargaze?referral=RC-516239-11127-5&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=us_twt_upd_non_vdo_en-us_updates-stargaze

]]> 0 6872cadb0816d0cf99120fd7e08b1ee9 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/731/#acomment-767 Sat, 31 Jan 2026 16:53:55 +0000 All the Boy and Girl Scouts got this one!

In reply to - oldgrizzly posted an update You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I? This one was a bit easy, it was nice to not tents up over this one. ]]> 0efecc034e75e5a9d9323f8f395f6f5d Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/747/#acomment-766 Sat, 31 Jan 2026 16:53:14 +0000 Yeppers!

In reply to - daugd01 posted an update What’s long and hard and has cum in it? Cu”cum”ber 🙂 ]]> 9727466958cceeb069d7feaa88dbfc8d Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/750/#acomment-765 Sat, 31 Jan 2026 16:53:08 +0000 Very good!

In reply to - rael714 posted an update cucumber ]]> e914f4aa07d72288807ff6ee9545eba5 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/751/#acomment-764 Sat, 31 Jan 2026 16:53:01 +0000 hmmm…. I suppose so!

In reply to - Tore L. Tangen posted an update Cucumis sativus, aka agurk ]]> 303f58234bb5f052514da05ff76db515 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/752/#acomment-763 Sat, 31 Jan 2026 16:52:43 +0000 You got it!

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update What’s long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber ]]> 2b5c0a69fc1d582c46fe3cc9020a9481 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/754/#acomment-762 Sat, 31 Jan 2026 16:52:33 +0000 Good job!

In reply to - lordclogger posted an update What’s long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber ]]> b42f359fa86f78bd3e401756cf813c64 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/755/#acomment-761 Sat, 31 Jan 2026 16:52:25 +0000 At least they are not prickly!! 🙂

In reply to - chuckx posted an update You guys are TOO fast with those cucumbers!! ]]> b7ff9690b1d3e471d91f5ab1356a1e1e Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/759/#acomment-760 Sat, 31 Jan 2026 16:52:05 +0000 Pickled is best!

In reply to - coughee303 posted an update What’s long and hard and has cum in it? 🥒 🤭 ]]> 68cef32051c40c35c8e38dc4a61c92ad Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/691/#acomment-712 Thu, 15 Jan 2026 18:43:08 +0000 Good job!

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update Name a word that starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”? Firetruck ]]> 1b63cd3b77b759ce925e87a02b75282c Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/699/#acomment-711 Thu, 15 Jan 2026 18:42:11 +0000 Bloop! Bloop!
Winter is here!!

In reply to - GG posted an update Happy New Year to all the turtles! Bloop Bloop 🥂 ]]> 9c8c1ad4c13b0839e2eb970fbb188230 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/702/#acomment-710 Thu, 15 Jan 2026 18:41:40 +0000 Yep. Good work Barry!

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update What’s six inches long, has a head on it, and women love to blow it? Bubble Soap Wand ]]> 98122bc7694b33385552423ad0795d75 Dave Crabill posted an update: I'm long and hard and full of seamen. What am I? https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/709/ Thu, 15 Jan 2026 18:41:11 +0000 I’m long and hard and full of seamen. What am I?

]]> 1 24d326b9ea038d1bd4f70ab8539347a4 Dave Crabill posted an update: Hope everyone is enjoying some fun this week and had a great […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/686/ Fri, 26 Dec 2025 16:38:47 +0000 Hope everyone is enjoying some fun this week and had a great Christmas!

Here is the Friday Riddle:
Name a word that starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”?

]]> 2 5248f43ea717a0cce5f9667fcd043da7 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/667/#acomment-676 Sun, 14 Dec 2025 16:36:40 +0000 Good job!! See you Tuesday!

In reply to - Pam L posted an update You are a Nutcracker, 😁 ]]> 56002f0ed897c5e46d1850c976400ef1 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/669/#acomment-675 Sun, 14 Dec 2025 16:36:27 +0000 Well done!

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update I stand stiff and straight with my mouth wide open, just waiting for your nuts. I wrap my jaws around them, squeeze them until they crack. What am I? A Nutcracker ]]> 5c6101053dfceacad8bf8004f65253c6 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/671/#acomment-674 Sun, 14 Dec 2025 16:36:19 +0000 Well done!

In reply to - tattedkountry posted an update A Nutcracker ]]> efe1789611756afd7e26935b59c0c8d1 Dave Crabill posted an update: I stand stiff and straight with my mouth wide open, just […] https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/673/ Sun, 14 Dec 2025 16:36:04 +0000 I stand stiff and straight with my mouth wide open, just waiting for your nuts. I wrap my jaws around them, squeeze them until they crack.
What am I?

]]> 0 dca76765955004ff352e4b1e5780142c Dave Crabill posted an update: Bloop! Bloop! Happy Tuesday! https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/665/ Tue, 09 Dec 2025 16:56:57 +0000 Bloop! Bloop!
Happy Tuesday!

]]> 0 05af0e3d11d805d1d697ff8ed2ede8fb Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/658/#acomment-664 Tue, 09 Dec 2025 16:55:35 +0000 you are correct!

In reply to - Barry Mayer posted an update Riddle………a beer tap ]]> 14077028f00c6b3bc2ad3d0b3e608c8f Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/652/#acomment-663 Fri, 05 Dec 2025 22:42:07 +0000 Beer tap is a winner!

In reply to - Dave Crabill posted an update Hey, I fixed our riddle: You grip my long shaft, pull me toward you, and I release a COLD, FROTHY liquid all over. What am I? ]]> fea6e3dfb9a155dad1b926c23315eea9 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/640/#acomment-657 Fri, 05 Dec 2025 20:14:41 +0000 You got it!

In reply to - Barry Mayer posted an update New riddle answer………credit card ]]> bc15a28121791ef482405097917b163a Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/641/#acomment-656 Fri, 05 Dec 2025 20:14:33 +0000 Correct!

In reply to - suziefuente posted an update I get yanked from a tight, dark place, then inserted, swiped, or tapped to satisfy your deepest cravings. When the deed is done, I’m shoved back into the darkness. Warning: If you u […] ]]> 76f6ad9d3d0f6318a32dbab3da4144c8 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/642/#acomment-655 Fri, 05 Dec 2025 20:14:26 +0000 you got it!

In reply to - shellvetteC6 posted an update A credit Card? ]]> b9652e8e1ac86a17f8bafaf83b5d97c1 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/643/#acomment-654 Fri, 05 Dec 2025 20:14:18 +0000 You are correct!

In reply to - Marsha M Head posted an update Answer to the riddle…I believe it is a credit or debt card = – ) With the holidays coming quickly the balances aill soar higher than Santa’s Reindeer = – ) ]]> 38617d71669f31dad1d99d6a919aaff8 Dave Crabill posted a new activity comment https://social.turtleclub.us/activity/p/651/#acomment-653 Fri, 05 Dec 2025 20:13:58 +0000 I messed up the riddle.
Try with this version:)
You grip my long shaft, pull me toward you, and I release a COLD, FROTHY liquid all over.

What am I?

In reply to - davidrellington@sbcglobal.net posted an update You grip my long shaft, pull me toward you, and I release a warm, creamy liquid all over. What am I? Nacho cheese dispenser ]]>