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I stand stiff and straight with my mouth wide open, just waiting for your nuts. I wrap my jaws around them, squeeze them until they crack.
What am I?

Bloop! Bloop!
Happy Tuesday!

Hey, I fixed our riddle:

You grip my long shaft, pull me toward you, and I release a COLD, FROTHY liquid all over.

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Turtle Murray shared this giving opportunity with me:
Subject: Double your support for turtles on Giving Tuesday

Your Support Goes Twice as Far. Make a Giving Tuesday Gift

Dear Valued Aquarium Supporter,

Today is Giving Tuesday—a global day of giving when people everywhere celebrate the causes they care about.

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I press against warm, juicy skin, I suck hard, then I squirt it back all over the breast.
What am I?

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