Turtle Club Social Log – Where the Ancient & Honorable Hang Out

Turtles Gathered on a Log…

Dear Fellow Turtles,

It is with great pleasure that I welcome you to our brand-new Turtle Club Social Hub!

This space has been created especially for Turtle Club Us members—to connect, share, and engage with one another in the spirit of camaraderie and fun that defines our Order.

As you navigate through the site, you’ll find a variety of features designed to enhance your experience, similar to popular social media sites. I encourage you to make the most of these opportunities to connect with fellow Turtles and to contribute your unique voice to our growing community.

Thank you for being a part of this extraordinary journey. Together, we can ensure that the spirit of the Turtles thrives for generations to come.

Dave Crabill
Master Imperial Turtle
TurtleClub.us

YBYSAIA,

I get pounded and beaten for all to enjoy a good rise.

What am I?

3 days, 3 hours ago

I have a headboard, but no head. You can get on top of me by yourself or with a partner.

What am I?

1 week, 3 days ago

Women love to look up into my eye as they stroke my long thick trunk in greeting before climbing aboard for a ride.
What am I?

1 month, 2 weeks ago

This week’s riddle was submitted by Honorable Turtle Lucretia!

I’m long when I’m young,
I shrink when I’m old.
I start stiff,
But I’m useless when cold.
You grip me tight and move me fast,
And when I spit, I don’t always last.

What am I?

1 month, 3 weeks ago

Turtle GG in Chicago shared a pic of Turtle Goodies in the Wild!
Check it out: https://turtleclub.us/blog/2025/07/25/turtle-goodies-in-wild/

1 month, 4 weeks ago

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