Turtle Club Social Log – Where the Ancient & Honorable Hang Out

Turtles Gathered on a Log…

Dear Fellow Turtles,

It is with great pleasure that I welcome you to our brand-new Turtle Club Social Hub!

This space has been created especially for Turtle Club Us members—to connect, share, and engage with one another in the spirit of camaraderie and fun that defines our Order.

As you navigate through the site, you’ll find a variety of features designed to enhance your experience, similar to popular social media sites. I encourage you to make the most of these opportunities to connect with fellow Turtles and to contribute your unique voice to our growing community.

Thank you for being a part of this extraordinary journey. Together, we can ensure that the spirit of the Turtles thrives for generations to come.

Dave Crabill
Master Imperial Turtle
TurtleClub.us

YBYSAIA,

Hey… Dave’s not here! 🙂
Sorry I’m so darn late, but here is the riddle of the week. You should read our email newsletter to get the clue.

I’m hot and steamy. You strip me down before you enjoy me. You wrap your hands around me and take me with your mouth.

What am I?

5 days, 7 hours ago

If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news.
What am I?

2 weeks, 1 day ago

You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me.

What am I?

4 weeks, 1 day ago

Thanks to all who attended the Feb Pond Gathering on Fat Tuesday!

February 2026 Turtle Gathering

1 month, 1 week ago

I think this is a tougher riddle for this week…
Give it your best shot!

I go in hard and dry, come out soft and wet, and give you a warm satisfying feeling?

What am I?

1 month, 2 weeks ago

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