Turtles Gathered on a Log…

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Happy Halloween!
Who is out collecting beers from neighbors? 🙂
Here is the riddle for tomorrow…

I slip into a fantasy just for the night. I’ll knock on your door with a bulging sack, but instead of unloading, I demand more. The more houses I hit, the heavier my load gets.

What am I?

I have a long, hard shaft that a witch loves to grab. She mounts me, grips me tight between her legs, and rides me all night long, screaming as she goes.

What am I?

Good morning! It is Thursday, October 16th and something odd has happened that I must share.
I received three orders last night, within just a few hours. For clarity, there are not orders every day, they come in soradically through the month. What was unusual about these orders was the names. Not that the names were unusual:)
I know, I’m making…Read more

You love to hold me in your hands on a hot day. I start out limp, but I get very stiff when you turn me on, letting you spray my wetness wherever you please.

What am I?

You spread my legs and get your hands deep inside me. You fill my hole with your meat, and then you tie me up before you eat me.

What am I?

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